The ‘Love Broker’ Turns Down A Wannabe Client

Lori Zaslow is the "Love Broker" (Mon., 10 p.m. EST on Bravo). On the Series Premiere the straight-talking New Yorker demonstrated that she won't take on just any client for her matchmaking services.

Interviewing Fagan, a 29 year-old musician, Lori tried to find out what kind of relationship he was looking for. Pretty quickly Fagan confirmed that he wasn't the long-term relationship type: "not generally, no. Just banging." How romantic ...

When Lori looked for clarification, Fagan helpfully added, "like 6 or 7 people at the same time."

When she sarcastically suggested he use flash cards to organize his hectic sex schedule, he said that he'd already got a system on his phone to help him remember who was who.

Fagan also revealed his crude nickname for one of his conquests, so it's probably a safe bet that he won't be hearing from her any time soon.

As the conversation continued to go downhill Lori suggested Fagan have a vasectomy as a precaution, but no, this player already had that eventuality covered too. "I won't sleep with someone who's pro life. That's one of my rules."

Apparently he could tell if a potential partner would be pro life: "they're like conservative."

It was crystal clear that Fagan wasn't looking for true love so didn't need Lori's services. She cut him off: "Clearly you can get your own women, and this might not be the right service."

Follow the quest for true love on "Love Broker," Mondays at 10 p.m. EST on Bravo.

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